All heroines at some point will encounter a...let’s say...bump in the road, which is quite often presented in the form of a matrimonial proposal from a less than favourable (and more often than not down-right creepy) character. So be on your guard!
My advice to anyone attempting to be a heroine, upon the subject of male relations is;
If you do cross paths with such a person and especially if they resemble in any way the character shown in the picture on the left ....
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
*Note: Do not under any circumstances serve 'male relations' any exemplary vegetables!
1 comment:
This is a hilarious, but wise, lesson. I really dislike Mr. Collins...and probably any man who displays the same characteristics as he did. :P
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