Wednesday, 25 May 2011

to be a heroine...Lesson #2

Lesson #2- Beware of male relations whom stand to inherit your father’s estate!

All heroines at some point will encounter a...let’s say...bump in the road, which is quite often presented in the form of a matrimonial proposal from a less than favourable (and more often than not down-right creepy) character. So be on your guard!

My advice to anyone attempting to be a heroine, upon the subject of male relations is;

If you do cross paths with such a person and especially if they resemble in any way the character shown in the picture on the left ....

 "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"


*Note:  Do not under any circumstances serve 'male relations' any exemplary vegetables!

1 comment:

Jemimah C. said...

This is a hilarious, but wise, lesson. I really dislike Mr. Collins...and probably any man who displays the same characteristics as he did. :P